there is no one alive who is youer than you

nikkitasevoli:
“Cuteness overload 💞💞😘
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nikkitasevoli:

Cuteness overload 💞💞😘

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the-great-snape-debate:

So my friends getting his leg amputated today, and he’s texting me and he goes “This sucks! I’m losing all my tattoos.”

I’m like “That’s what you’re worried about? What about your leg?”

He goes “I DIDN’T PAY FOR MY LEG!!!”

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catgifcentral:
“Remote Is Good for Sleeping”

catgifcentral:

Remote Is Good for Sleeping

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aspiringdoctoruk:
“ king-jarrod:
“ basedinreality:
“Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers
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The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super...

aspiringdoctoruk:

king-jarrod:

basedinreality:

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

But who needs facts in Trump America?

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sevi007:
“ cerusee:
“ sushinfood:
“ whiskysteaks:
“ Nanna nanna…
”
god dammit
”
Stop
”
This is pun-ing on the highest level.
”

sevi007:

cerusee:

sushinfood:

whiskysteaks:

Nanna nanna…

god dammit

Stop

This is pun-ing on the highest level.

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la-leto:
“C L A V I C L E P O R N
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la-leto:

C L A V I C L E P O R N

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peacefullyy:

alucardhellsing:

noemail:

bowtiesarecooltoo:

I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.

Hades was the original sassy gay friend.

Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming.

this post is perfect

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giflounge:
“This dog catching a stick.”

giflounge:

This dog catching a stick.

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